Bradley is in love with little blonde girls. There is one girl two doors down that he adores. He walks up to her and repeatedly says "Hi-iiiii" and stands right near her. He has a hard time giving her personal space.
It's not all girls that he goes for -- most girls he just ignores. But, some girls, like this little girl at the Cheesecake Factory, he really, really likes. She was holding her daddy's hand and Bradley went up to her and suavely threw out his pick-up line. Hi-iiiii!!!! He sweetly put both his hands together to signal that he wanted to join the hand-holding action. He then slid his hand into the middle of her hand and her daddy's hand and repeated his pick-up line for good measure, getting sweeter and sweeter every time he said it. "Hi-iiii!! Hi-iii!!!!" It didn't work. She pulled away pretty hard. We think he may be coming on a little strong.
It's okay, buddy, you gotta knock on a few doors before you find someone that's home. Plus, she's like two years older than you. Really, start with some one and a half year olds. They literally won't be able to resist your charms and you can also probably steal a toy or two while you're at it.
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