Me: "You keep pooping while I run and get your iPad." Bradley: "You are running like you are on fire."
Me: "You don't want to break Rule 1 do you and not listen?" Bradley: "We'll get a new rule, because that rule is broken."
"Daddy, you don't want to go to work. Stay here five minutes and play with me."
"I want a blue Playtex." (thinking that Playtex are popsicles).
"I want to drive your car on the road, Daddy, and go to the Kroger store and buy Hot Pockets. One hot pocket for you, and one hot pocket for Mommy."
"Mommy, you don't HAVE a penis. I have a penis, and I also have a butt."
"Daddy's poop is shaped like a 'C' for Chuck-E-Cheese."
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