"I go to your work tomorrow and order from Chick Fil-a and then eat in the lunch room and take some depositions."
"Mommy, where's your penis? We need to buy you a penis ... At Kroger."
"Mommy, you don't have a penis. I have a penis and also a butt."
"I want a french fry to calm me down."
(dumps mini-shopping cart of undies onto the floor) "Look what I made." "What did you make?" "A mess."
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